The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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