Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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