I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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