maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
