I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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