He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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