I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she smelled like a LAN party
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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