the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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