I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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