I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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