I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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