I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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