i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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