Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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