Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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