I think my fart just growled at me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
