Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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