well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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