i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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