Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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