just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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