windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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