Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
