first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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