Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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