I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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