She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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