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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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