Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Everything about him screamed your future.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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