I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Four minutes until I can fart!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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