I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm having to shit out rocks
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