i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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