Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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