Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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