You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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