does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We had sex on a dog bed..
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.