So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning