She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?