I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.