Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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