Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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