is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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