why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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