Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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