Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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