Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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