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I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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