I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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