Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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