But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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