My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
