Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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