I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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