talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're a waste of cheezeits
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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