my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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