He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So much rum. So many feels.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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