im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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