It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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