I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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